You might spend hours watching gorgeous celebrities pour suspiciously watery milk on their Spandex-bound bodies (we nonetheless love you, Fergie!). And, if we’re being trustworthy, we have spent hours watching that . Christina Aguilera, nicely Xtina, offers us the quintessential dirty, attractive music video we’ve at all times wanted. Perhaps inspired by Britney Spears’ turn to the dark aspect, Aguilera brings out her internal bad woman with extremely suggestive dance strikes in a dirty dance club. In 1981, MTV made history by airing the first ever music video on their network—ironically, it was “Video Killed the Radio Star” by The Buggles.